1. Signal Crossing USA vs INDIA:
USA: Waits for the green signal even when the roads are empty for the next 100 Meters
IN INDIA:
2. When it comes to courtesy
USA: You be overly courteous, smiling and saying "thenk yuv" to everyone for everything.
In INDIA:
If you smile at a stranger, they be like "Why are you smiling at me? Do you even know me? Do I look like a fool? Do you see a cartoon on my face??!" OR if you are a girl you will probably see them stalking you later. 
3. Change / Khula paisa / Chillar
USA:
Your bill be $25.29 give the shopkeeper $26 and he will pour you the rest of the change with due respect.
In INDIA: There were days when 50 paise and Rs1 were replaced by candies but now "CHOC ON" took over Rs10 too. So this is what you get in India instead of your change.
4. USA: CAB DRIVERS BE LIKE
"Oh hello, Ma'am! Where would you like to go? Hope you are having a great day! This city is a great place to live in, I have been here since I was a kid (love their job)!!"
In INDIA
"This cab company pays us pennies! So we were on a strike last week. We are on a mission to sue this company as it never pays us in time!"
And you be like-
5. How people tip: USA vs INDIA
Bill 100$, Tip min 10-15% = $15
INDIA: Rs100 and you feel like Mother Teresa.
6. USA: How we use the Bin
Finds the bin, walks for it all the way and then puts trash carefully.
In INDIA: Dustbin is in front of eyes.
(Makes a ball of the trash and throws it) And be like oops! I missed the target hehehe!
7. USA: Shopping:
What the price tag says : 125$, what the price tag feels like: Rs 125 "Ugh soo cheap"!!! …
In INDIA: Rs 8300: "OMG how expensive!" Crawls out of the store crying!
8. USA: How we eat
"Ummm I'll take a wrap, or chipotle(bowl)? Um should I take Tacos? Or how about Thai? oooorrrr Mexican? Offoooo lets eat shushiiii.. No, wait! I'll only go with the Salad -_- "
In INDIA
Chotu chal likh – Ek chicken tikki, Chicken kabab,Chicken manchurian, Mutton Biryani, Chicken wings, Legs, Breast, Nose, Eyes aur ek bade glass ki lassi, aur 4 gulabjamun lade … Bus aur kuch nai, Jyada khane ka man nahi hai aaj…
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